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FART MONSTER Books

There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS! Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. Ages: 2+

There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him...

The funniest picture book since THE MOLE WHO KNEW IT WAS NONE OF HIS BUSINESS!

Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... From two amazing new talents comes a hilarious picture book that's guaranteed to be a runaway hit with both young and old. Ages: 2+

The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ... Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ... Ages: 2-5

The Fart Monster is back! And he's gone global! Get your passports ready; we're about to go around the world in 80 farts ...

Ever wondered what could remove that smile from the Mona Lisa's face? What could force the Buckingham Palace guards to run for their lives? What mighty gust of wind could finally make the Leaning Tower of Pisa fall? All will be revealed in THERE IS A MONSTER ON MY HOLIDAY WHO FARTS ...

Ages: 2-5

 

The new bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster!  Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 2+  

The new bestseller from the creators of the Fart Monster! 

Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ... But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster? Ages: 2+

 

The sequel to the hilarious There is a Monster Under my Bed who Farts. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? From the cheeky duo who brought you There is a Monster Under my Bed who Farts and The Pirate Who Had to Pee comes a book that is perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list? Ages: 2+

The sequel to the hilarious There is a Monster Under my Bed who Farts. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? From the cheeky duo who brought you There is a Monster Under my Bed who Farts and The Pirate Who Had to Pee comes a book that is perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list? Ages: 2+

From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts! Pirate Pete had to pee as he sailed across the ocean... The toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Pete be able to hold on? Ages: 2+    

From the bestselling authors of There Is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts!

Pirate Pete had to pee as he sailed across the ocean... The toilet's broken onboard Captain Bones' ship and Pirate Pete needs to pee! It's a race back to town across a vast amount of water. With the constant splashing, dripping and swirling, will Pete be able to hold on? Ages: 2+

 

 

  The bestselling picture book, now with farting plush! Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause ... Everyone's favourite Fart Monster is back in this brilliant gift edition, a boxed set containing a mini hardback picture book and a farting plush toy! Ages: 3+

 

The bestselling picture book, now with farting plush!

Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause ...

Everyone's favourite Fart Monster is back in this brilliant gift edition, a boxed set containing a mini hardback picture book and a farting plush toy!

Ages: 3+